Well, we finally made it — October, the best month of the year.

What\’s not to love?? The weather cools down. The leaves change. The football season is in high gear. The Rangers are mercifully put to sleep. The hockey season STARtS! (get it??). The State Fair is going on for most of the month with all its delicious fried abominations. And then we finish off the month with normally modest women dressing up as horny teachers or nurses or bumblebees for halloween.

Why can\’t all months be as loving and giving as October?