April 10, 2009!
It will be then that Lakewood\’s smokiest gastropub will be to tolerable to non-smokers.
Thank you Dallas City Council. You finally did something right. Although my libertarian leanings may disagree with these kinds of nanny-state intrusions into property rights, I hate stinking like smoke after leaving a bar. So deploy the Jack-Booted thugs to enforce my desire to drown my sorrows in semi-clean air.
I look forward to ruining your visit by throwing up on you.
This is why I cherish our friendship.
And I look forward to ruining it by getting us all tossed out.