I may still be a little buzzed from some Christmas MacAllans.  But what the fuck is this Prestonwood Baptist Church Christmas program on Channel 8??  It’s like some sort of Christian Cirque du Soleil meets the underground humans from Beneath the Planet of the Apes.
This is the best video I was able to find on the interwebz. 
Enjoy:
[youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAMimsRbbmg&hl=en_US&fs=1&&w=480&h=385]

And what the fuck is John Tesh doing on this??  How big of a Bapitist Church do you have to be to get John Tesh to headline??