Random thoughts that entered my brainhead while stranded by the Icepocolypse.

• How do people live where it’s cold for months?  After four days, I’ve officially had a compacted ass full of these temps.
• How are guys with wispy mustaches still getting laid?  After watching five minutes of Maury, every woman should know not to fuck those guys.
• We are about a half-dozen or so more deep cable channels away from us all having our own reality show.
• I’ve become extremely spoiled with my giant monitor at work.  It is really hard to perform my code monkeying with just a 15” laptop screen.
• How do the unemployed stay that way.  After a week of Wendy Williams I would volunteer at an pediatric AIDS hospice just to lift my spirits.