I’m not really sure this will be a weekly feature.  After all, I don’t have a strong track record on maintaining weekly features.  But this week’s Twittererer of the week has had me rolling and inspired me, for at least this week, to start a weekly feature.

This week’s Twittererer of the week is:

@thecheapbastard

The Dallas Observer’s bawdy cheap food critic and James Beard Award nominee, Alice Laussade

With WFAA’s Pete Delkus on vacation this week, @thecheapbastard has assumed the responsibility of tweetering about the weather.  Some fine examples this week:

Today\’s forecast: Sunny skies and a high of fuck your face. #substituteweatherer

EXCLUSIVE : Hurricane Don finishes early, worries about reputation. #substituteweatherer

BREAKING: Arlingtonionites will sell boob for rain. RT @MedlinnieI: I\’d do anything for some rain right now. #substituteweatherer

Fuck. All. That. RT: @CBSLarryagree! RT @marygaverykemp: if it\’s gonna be 100 next week I prefer the streak continue #substituteweatherer

That\’s like saying, \”If I\’m gonna get stabbed in the dick every day next week, I might as well get stabbed today, too.\” #substituteweatherer

Balls! http://t.co/QipmTch

Clouds, you are sucking at life right now. Fuckin\’ lazy. #getittogether #substituteweathererhttp://t.co/0KsMjTf

Hey Tropical Storm Don, Dallas has good barbecue and titties. You should visit. #substituteweatherer @wfaaweather