This isn’t going to be pretty I fear. And I mean both my live blogging, which I haven’t done in quite a while, and the Cowboys whose defense can’t stop any QB without a broken throwing arm.
First Quarter
| 14:55 | So far so good. No major fuckups on the kickoff return. |
| 13:35 | Ugh. Dez misreads another pass. If there’s a dumber player in the NFL it’s MartyB. |
| 13:13 | Apparently Darrell “DJ” “Moose\” Johnston just walked into the building. |
| 10:42 | I’m already bored. Even an episode of Dexter would be a relief. |
| 10:29 | Wow. Cowboy’s D makes a play on 3rd and less than 1. |
| 9:55 | Dez muffs the punt. Which is just about the funniest sentence in football. |
| 9:48 | Felix with the first down run for a first down. Which is a decidedly an unfunny sentence. |
| 8:45 | It looks like Doug Free dropped his purse and was unable to block Pierre-Paul. |
| 7:46 | Awesome punt by Jones to pin Giants on their 4. |
| 6:59 | YOU GOTTA BE FUCKING KIDDING ME. Make a fucking tackle TNew |
| 4:57 | TD Giants. Cruz with the TD Reception. Unbelievable. TNew sucks. This team does not deserve to go the playoffs with a starting DB of that caliber. |
| Dallas NY |
0 7 |
| 3:25 | Romo sacked again. Hey Kosier, if you’re standing around not blocking anyone, you might be a shitty offensive lineman. |
| 2:54 | Alan Ball, no doubt contemplating another horrible season of True Blood, can’t come up with the muffed punt. That’s starting to be less funny. |
| 1:05 | Thomas with his third catch of the season. Of course it was against TNew. I’m beginging to think that I could get a couple of receptions if I lined up against him. What? Don’t laugh. I’ve been working out. Honest. |
| 0:15 | Ball in for TNew. I’m not sure that’s too much of an improvement. |
| 0:01 | Pass Interference on Ball. But at least he was in the same zip code as the receiver. |
| Dallas NY |
0 7 |
Second Quarter
| 13:27 | TD Giants. 6 yard run by Bradshaw. And another missed tackle by the Cowboys |
| Dallas NY |
00 14 |
| 12:40 | Jones runs for a loss of 3. The OLine is competing with the DBs for the worst area of the team. |
| 11:55 | OL in the lead with another sack of Romo. Hey, guys, the idea is to keep the guys in blue out of your backfield. |
| 9:13 | UNBELIEVABLE. Three Cowboys could have recovered that fumble and it just bounces into Eli’s hands. |
| 8:30 | It’s a bad time to be a Dallas sports fan. Mavericks lose big to Minn tonight. At least the Stars are in first place in their division. Go Stars! |
| 7:29 | Field goal by Giants is no good. The comeback is on!!!! I can’t even type that with a straight face. |
| 7:15 | Dez finally does something tonight besides look lost with an 11 yard catch. |
| 7:15 | It’s good see that Robert Downey Jr. hasn’t sold out. |
| 6:15 | From @TweetGrubes — Report: Justin Tuck leaves game with sprained taint. |
| 5:00 | Brilliant play by Romo except for the part where he threw the ball beyond the line of scrimmage |
| 4:35 | Another dumb penalty by Ball. |
| 2:00 | From @TweetGrubes – Report: Alan Ball also leaves game with sprained taint. |
| 1:17 | TNew with the whiiiiffff. |
| 1:09 | TD Giants. Another missed tackle leads to a TD. |
| Dallas NY |
00 21 |
| 0:00 | Bailey with a missed 51 yard FG |
| Dallas NY |
00 21 |
Third Quarter
| 15:00 | Somebody had asparagus for dinner. |
| 14:09 | Dallas DBs look as lost as my carkeys last night. |
| 11:55 | Ball has an uncanny ability to miss making any kind of footbal play on the football field, as Eli steps up to avoid the sack. |
| 4:28 | TD Dallas. Robinson with the reception. 94 yard drive. |
| Dallas NY |
07 21 |
| 6:30 | The Dallas defensive front is getting less penetration than The Jester at a Girls With Low Self Esteem and Daddy Issues convention. |
| 5:55 | And as soon as I write that, the Cowboys finally sack Manning. |
| 4:17 | Has Austin been getting catching lessons from TO? |
| 4:07 | Ugh. INT by Rolle . Romo getting a bit too cute. It hurts to miss that one. |
| 4:07 | Whitney is moving to Wednesdays?? WTF?? What am I supposed to do on Thursday nights now?? |
| 3:27 | Is this game/season over yet? |
| 2:33 | Highlarryass. Cowboys recover a fumble negated by an offsides. |
| 2:23 | Dallas with a huuuuge stop on 4th down. Lee with the big hit. |
| 0:41 | Witten is such a baddass. I love it when he barrels over DBs for extra yardage. |
| Dallas NY |
07 21 |
Fourth Quarter
| 13:56 | Jason Garret once again shows his football acumen with his calling of a QB sneak on fourth down with a QB with a very sore hand. Just because you went to Princeton doesn\’t mean you\’re smart. It is, afterall, the Ivy League school in New Jersey. |
| 13:05 | Whoa! TNew acts like a tackler and not a hurdle for once. |
| 10:15 | TD Cowboys!! 6 yard reception by Robinson. How is this even happening? |
| Dallas NY |
14 21 |
| 10:08 | Hey! There\’s a Shameless marathon on Showtime! I think I\’ll switch over. |
| 10:04 | Ratliff channels Mutumbo and rejects the Manning pass to half court. |
| 9:04 | HOW DOES THAT FUCKING HAPPEN?? Cruz catches a 40 yard prayer from Manning. And BTW, Cruz is eating your lunch all game and you have him one-on-one with Scandrick??? |
| 6:51 | Ware finally with a meaningful fourth quarter sack. |
| 5:55 | This would be a good time for Coughlin to ice his kicker. |
| 5:50 | FG Giants. That\’ll just about do it. |
| Dallas NY |
14 24 |
| 5:39 | Oh, and let\’s not forget to congratulate Rob Ryan and his defense for once again spitting the bit when a much needed stop is, well, much needed very much. |
| 5:29 | Romo sacked for the fifth time. So the OLine is doing their part to thwart the comeback. |
| 5:03 | Well that was a pathetic three-and-out. |
| 3:46 | TNew beat again. Nicks from Manning down to the Dallas 4. |
| 3:46 | TNew looks like he seriously pulled his taint on that play. And may have to undergo season ending taint surgery. Good think he made sure the season would end tonight. |
| 3:41 | TD Giants. 4 yard pass from Manning to Nicks. Game Over. Season Over. Goodnight Everybody! |
| Dallas NY |
14 31 |
| 1:41 | Romo fumbles forced by Tuck recovered by the Giants. The game’s really over now. |
| Dallas NY |
14 31 |
| Final |