As you can see, internet billionaire, Dancing with the Stars Contestant, defending NBA Full Season Champion Dallas Mavericks owner, Shark Tank shark and receiver of uproarious courtesy laughter, Mark Cuban, has just sent me a very important email that will, no doubt cause me to accumulate fabulous wealth in the next few weeks.  So once I click that link, I’ll probably just retire from this hectic life of blogging and complaining and buy an island in the Pacific.

Farewell gentle readers.