Pregame – Yay! Finally a game back on Fox with Troy and Joe!
Q1 15:00 – Fuck this. There’s a The Bad Girls Club marathon on Oxygen.
Q1 15:00 – Cowboys win the toss – game over!!!
Q1 14:20 – MB3 has come to play. 32 yards on second down. That’s got to be his longest run of the season. Certainly in a long time.
Q1 13:34 – Leonard Davis brings us our first False Start of the game. 1st & 15.
Q1 12:39 – Ugh. I always clench up when they go empty backfield.
Q1 12:35 – Pass Interference. First Down!!
Q1 12:28 – How do you not exploit an LB on Austin. If Philly is going to put a CB on Witten, you gotta make them pay somewhere else. Look for that later.
Q1 12:21 – MB3! MB3!! Another first down!
Q1 11:15 – Felix Jones?? Really?? MB3 is already tired and needs a rest?
Q1 10:35 – TD Witten!! [Dal 7 Phil 0]
Q1 10:35 – Wow. What a kickoff from Buehler. He hasn’t been getting as many touchbacks the second half of the season.
Q1 9:32 – Brady James with the sack and a nice defensive with the three-and-out. The Eagles score a lot of point on opening drives and in the first quarter. It’s good to see the defense give them nothing on their first drive.
Q1 9:32 – Question of the game: Will I watch Human Target just because Six is on the show?
Q1 8:55 – Catch by TE Phillips. Is Marty B dropping in the depth charts?
Q1 8:11 – Nice burst from Jones for the first down.
Q1 6:55 – Interesting play with Marty B going wide and Felix getting thrown short on the other side. It was good for a first down.
Q1 6:20 – Marty B with our second False Start.
Q1 5:30 – It’s the Marty B show. This time, he loses his helmet.
Q1 4:50 – WOW. Great catch from Austin! That was thrown hard by Romo to thwart the blitz.
Q1 2:00 – INT Hansen. Creighton has got to make that catch. Dallas cannot give up points like this.
Q1 0:40 – You can’t give McNabb that much time.
End of the First Quarter [Dal 7 Phil 0]
Q2 15:00 Dallas looked great dominating the first quarter, but have only 7 points to show for it. This is a powerful Eagles offense. Dallas can’t give away points like that and hope to win.
Q2 14:13 – Phew! McNabb missed Jackson for the easy score.
Q2 14:03 – Barbie looked lost giving up that third down conversion.
Q2 12:52 – Jenkins makes his first great play of the day. There will be more.
Q2 12:50 – Ha. that netted nothing.
Q2 12:44 – Phew #2. Maclin should have had that and maybe even scored.
Q2 12:44 – Geez. What confusion on the Eagles punt team. To someone go take a crap thinking the first down was made?
Q2 11:42 – Witten may make it to 100 catches today if the Eagles are going to keep giving him the underneath.
Q2 11:04 – False snap??
Q2 10:30 – Creighton makes up for his earlier non catch. How was he so open??
Q2 8:28 –Joe Buck said it best. “Austin fights for the ball.” What a great catch for 40 yards.
Q2 7:50 – Oh, shit. Someone broke the Ump.
Q2 6:18 – TD Creighton. [Dal 14 Phil 0]. The funny part of this play was that I too was faked out by Romo’s pump fake to Roy Williams. I screamed “NO!!!!”. Then the throw over the CB to Creighton and I yelled “YES!!!!”. Good times.
Q2 6:05 – What the hell? Lots of confusion presnap on the Dallas defense. Call a fucking time out.
Q2 5:25 – Where can I get an MP3 of Fox’s injury timeout music?
Q2 5:02 – Yikes. Long catch and run by Jackson. Let’s not cut the lead in half.
Q2 4:39 – Fumble Recovery Ratlif – Bad snap. Ratlif recovers. Well that will keep them from scoring.
Q2 4:28 – Phillips again. It’s real simple. Phillips makes catches and Marty B looks lost. Sorry to throw a fellow Ag under the bus.
Q2 3:05 – Creighton again with a great catch on a slant.
Q2 2:25 – It went Dallas’ way. But if you’re going to call Roughing the Passer on that, then maybe the QBs should carry a box of tampons just to complete the outfit. I’ve seen more contact at a Catholic School Dance [stolen from Norm].
Q2 1:09 – OMG. Seriously Roy??? You have no fucking clue where the ball is going?? Put in Ogletree.
Q2 1:04 – FG Suisham [Dal 17 Phil 0]
Q2 0:47 – Jenkins makes a play even when he doesn’t make a play by getting a Personal Foul penalty on Philly.
Q2 0:25 – Eagles receivers aren’t giving McNabb any help. Can RoyWiliamsitis be contagious?
Q2 0:14 – I believe that’s Barbie’s first tackle of the day as he forces Westbrook out of bounds.
Q2 0:03 – Hey, back to back Barbie tackles. And this time he keeps Westbrook in bounds to run out the clock.
End of First Half [ Dallas 17 Philadelphia 0]
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Q3 14:50 – Oops. Alan Ball goes in for an injured TNew
Q3 13:27 – Celik open again for a long gain. How does that happen??
Q3 12:45 – Wow. Nice play by Hamlin to bat away the pass. Yes that was Offensive Pass Interference.
Q3 11:59 – Another dropped 3rd down pass. It would have been a tough catch, but Celik has been McNabb’s only reliable receiver today.
Q3 11:54 – FG MISSED [Dal 17 Phil 0]
Q3 10:33 – A ticky tack penalty causes Dallas’ first punt of the day.
Q3 10:22 – Six Feet Under’s Alan Ball make a great tackle on the punt returner. That’s right, I’m recycling jokes. Another of my New Year’s resolutions is to be more Green and less Blue with my comedy.
Q3 9:13 – Another three-and-out by Philly and their receivers are getting banged up.
Q3 8:13 – Marty B with the drop. What is it with big tall receivers from big Texas universities that look completely lost?
Q3 7:59 – Another 3-n-Out by Dallas. Let’s not get complacent guys.
Q3 7:17 – I know the lines that Fox draws on the field aren’t official, but Anthony Spencer looked offsides on this play.
Q3 6:54 – Another Philly 3-n-Out. All of a sudden this a defensive struggle. And, yes, I’m taking suggestions on how to write 3-and-Out. Anyone?
Q3 5:46 – TD Felix Jones [Dal 24 Phil 0] Wow watta run! That’s the Felix Jones we all remember and will need for an extended playoff run. And that was Doug Free blocking downfield. Nice!
Q3 5:18 – Sack by Spencer. He’s one of the biggest reason for the great defense lately. But I thought the Ref blew his whistle too early. McNabb is strong enough to get out of those predicaments and should be allowed to.
Q3 2:30 – More Ogletree please! In this one play, he was smarter than all of Roy Williams plays put together. Does that even make sense??
Q3 1:19 – Witten for the long first down catch. It’s getting to be ridiculous.
Q3 0:00 – Does no one think to cover the slow white dude with 95 catches??
End of Third Quarter [Dallas 24 Philadelphia 0] Delicious!!!
Q4 14:02 – Ouch. That screen was sniffed out like eightball at a fashion show.
Q4 12:33 – FG Missed by Suisham. Maybe it’s the goalposts at the Death Star.
Q4 11:55 – Nice sack by Hatcher without his helmet.
Q4 11:36 – WOW. That’s about as good of coverage I’ve ever seen. Mike Jenkins is a man among girls. I gotta think that McNabb was already putting those 7 points on the board in his head. Jackson was open and Jenkins closed strong to bat the ball away. Just plain awesome.
Q4 11:30 – Please stop showing the Bud Light commercial where the redhead uses the air gun to secure a boutonniere.
Q4 10:40 – Who would have predicted that it would take three and a third quarters before Philly sacked Romo? Nostradomus, that’s who.
Q4 8:47 – What is Romo still doing in?? Can’t Kitna handoff??
Q4 7:40 – And Austin shouldn’t be playing either. Let’s see some Kitna to Hurd!
Q4 4:50 – Creighton. Yeah. I don’t have much left. Just end this game.
Q4 2:05 – This is just crazy keeping these players in when this game is practically over and the playoffs start next weekend.
Q4 2:00 – Yes. I’m losing interest. But not my love of Amazon.com. After the game, how about you read a nice book.
Q4 1:37 – Jenkins defends the 4th down TD attempt and preserves the shutout. The first ever back-to-back shutouts by the Cowboys. Good times.
End of Game {Dallas 24 Philadelphia 0]
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