Awful Man Offers Witty, Acerbic Take On Everything He Sees
ROCKVILLE, MD—Local resident Alan Bower\’s particular brand of sardonic, no-holds-barred commentary about everything around him has firmly established the 31-year-old policy writer as an absolutely terrible person who is always ready to crack a joke, sources reported Monday.
Whew. I was worried they'd gotten my name, age AND location wrong. Glad it was you.