From Glenn. They only have a vague bacon flavor.

From Margaret: Brought back from Chile. Not as bad tasting as she had promised. But not great either. I think she got them at a Starbuck\’s down there. Get it? Frac — Starbuck\’s — Battlestar Galactica. I kill me.

From Matt: Left in my mailbox as the Currys leave for the land of Roethlisberger and Primanti\’s.

Sniff.